At SealedWeb, we take privacy seriously—but that doesn’t mean we have to be boring about it. We’re building more than just technology—we’re creating a movement. A quiet, resilient force against the surveillance chaos that defines today’s internet.
And every movement needs a face. That’s why we’d like you to meet our digital ally, Crypto Carl—our symbol, our spirit, and your sarcastic, privacy-obsessed guide through the digital storm.
Who is Crypto Carl?
He’s not a hacker.
He’s not a superhero.
He’s just someone who gets it, He’s you, on a really good day—with adblockers up, trackers down, and a smirk that says “Nice try, Meta.”
Crypto Carl knows the games surveillance capitalism plays. He’s been inside the machine. And he’s done pretending that VPNs and “private mode” are enough.
Carl’s motto?
“Incognito is a costume. I wear armor.”
What Does Crypto Carl Stand For?
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Zero trust, full control
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Web3 values without the hype
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Privacy that’s designed in, not bolted on
Crypto Carl isn’t here to track you. He’s here to remind you that you don’t owe anyone your data. He’ll be showing up across our platform—dropping tips, warnings, and maybe the occasional “told you so.”
So next time you feel like the web’s watching you…
Just remember: Carl’s watching back.
Carl knows the web is broken—filled with trackers, leaky apps, shady algorithms, and false promises of “private browsing.” He’s been around long enough to know that Web2 sold our data while pretending to protect it.
But Carl isn’t cynical—he’s clever.
He believes in Web3 values: control, transparency, decentralization. He knows the difference between in privacy that’s built-in and privacy that’s bolted on. And most of all, he believes that you deserve better.
As you explore SealedWeb, you’ll see Carl pop up here and there—with tips, warnings, and maybe the occasional “told you so.” He’s here to help you think smarter, stay safer, and say goodbye to surveillance drama.
You don’t need a cape to protect your privacy. You just need a little Crypto Carl in your corner.
